* New upstream release.

- Fix backgammon scoring bug related to peices on the bar and gammons.
       Closes: #185101
     - Fix backgammon tutorial text. Closes: #212478
     - Advertising clause is gone from most, but not all licenses.
     - Apparently better fix for boggle man page.
     - Incorporates nearly all changes in Debian diff.

git-svn-id: file:///srv/svn/joey/trunk/src/packages/bsdgames@9782 a4a2c43b-8ac3-0310-8836-e0e880c912e2

fortune/datfiles/fortunes

@@ -188,13 +188,6 @@ wants to read.
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 A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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-A computer, to print out a fact,
-Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
-	But this output can be
-	No more than debris,
-If the input was short of exact.
-		-- Gigo
-%
 A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
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 A CONS is an object which cares.
@@ -213,12 +206,6 @@ damned things is ample.
 A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
 		-- Ben Franklin
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-A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison
-And had an affair with a Saracen.
-	She was not oversexed,
-	Or jealous or vexed,
-She just wanted to make a comparison.
-%
 A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen
 lantern.
 		-- Edgar A. Shoaff
@@ -257,12 +244,6 @@ architect."
 A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
 		-- Ogden Nash
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-A dozen, a gross, and a score,
-Plus three times the square root of four,
-	Divided by seven,
-	Plus five times eleven,
-Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
-%
 A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a
 Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser.
 Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network
@@ -381,12 +362,6 @@ A Law of Computer Programming:
 	Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you
 will find the programmers cannot write in English.
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-A limerick packs laughs anatomical
-Into space that is quite economical.
-	But the good ones I've seen
-	So seldom are clean,
-And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
-%
 A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
 nothing.
 		-- Alan Perlis
@@ -495,12 +470,6 @@ on loan," the teacher replied.  At that moment, the donkey brayed
 loudly inside the stable.  "But I can hear it bray, over there."  "Whom
 do you believe," asked Nasrudin, "me or a donkey?"
 %
-A new dramatist of the absurd
-Has a voice that will shortly be heard.
-	I learn from my spies
-	He's about to devise
-An unprintable three-letter word.
-%
 A new koan:
 
 	If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
@@ -754,22 +723,10 @@ in students.
 A University without students is like an ointment without a fly.
 		-- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin
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-A UNIX saleslady, Lenore,
-Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
-	She found a good way
-	To combine work and play:
-She sells C shells by the seashore.
-%
 A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature
 replaces it with.
 		-- Tennessee Williams
 %
-A very intelligent turtle
-Found programming UNIX a hurdle
-	The system, you see,
-	Ran as slow as did he,
-And that's not saying much for the turtle.
-%
 A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without
 getting nervous.
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@@ -3146,13 +3103,6 @@ Dentist, n.:
 coins out of one's pockets.
 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 %
-Despising machines to a man,
-The Luddites joined up with the Klan,
-	And ride out by night
-	In a sheeting of white
-To lynch all the robots they can.
-		-- C. M. and G. A. Maxson
-%
 Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will
 be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over
 the table.
@@ -4079,12 +4029,6 @@ granted.  If I were you, I'd walk right up and smack them in the face.
 Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity.
 		-- Robert Firth
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-Flappity, floppity, flip
-The mouse on the m"obius strip;
-	The strip revolved,
-	The mouse dissolved
-In a chronodimensional skip.
-%
 FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when
 the little hand is on the ....
 %
@@ -5183,10 +5127,6 @@ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
 of nothing.
 		-- Redd Foxx
 %
-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
-of nothing.
-		-- Redd Foxx
-%
 Heaven, n.:
 	A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
 their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you
@@ -6955,12 +6895,6 @@ the sucker.
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 If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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-If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
-It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. 
-	Or some joker who is slicker,
-	Will trick you of your liquor,
-If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
-%
 If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 		-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
 %
@@ -8335,12 +8269,6 @@ Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
 for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
 		-- Alan McKay
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-Limericks are art forms complex,
-Their topics run chiefly to sex.
-	They usually have virgins,
-	And masculine urgin's,
-And other erotic effects.
-%
 Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
 %
 Linus:	I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.  Maybe
@@ -9419,8 +9347,6 @@ Noncombatant, n.:
 %
 Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
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-Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
-%
 Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
 %
 Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the
@@ -11858,13 +11784,6 @@ Swipple's Rule of Order:
 Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
 		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 %
-System/3!  System/3!
-See how it runs!  See how it runs!
-	Its monitor loses so totally!
-	It runs all its programs in RPG!
-	It's made by our favorite monopoly!
-System/3!
-%
 Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
 infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
 		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
@@ -13773,24 +13692,6 @@ There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale
 returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
 		-- Mark Twain
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-There once was a girl named Irene
-Who lived on distilled kerosene
-	But she started absorbin'
-	A new hydrocarbon
-And since then has never benzene.
-%
-There once was a member of Mensa
-Who was a most excellent fencer.
-	The sword that he used
-	Was his -- (line is refused,
-And has now been removed by the censor).
-%
-There once was an old man from Esser,
-Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
-	It at last grew so small,
-	He knew nothing at all,
-And now he's a College Professor.
-%
 There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.
 		-- C. S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia
 %
@@ -13806,30 +13707,6 @@ said, "Look!  We're not solving anything like this!  The only fair
 thing to do is to vote on it."  So they did, and Mayor Daley won by 97
 votes.
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-There was a young lady from Hyde
-Who ate a green apple and died.
-	While her lover lamented
-	The apple fermented
-And made cider inside her inside.
-%
-There was a young man who said "God,
-I find it exceedingly odd,
-	That the willow oak tree
-	Continues to be,
-When there's no one about in the Quad."
-
-"Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd,
-For I'm always about in the Quad;
-	And that's why the tree,
-	Continues to be,"
-Signed "Yours faithfully, God."
-%
-There was a young poet named Dan,
-Whose poetry never would scan.
-	When told this was so,
-	He said, "Yes, I know.
-It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can."
-%
 There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
 both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to
 talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him
@@ -15437,7 +15314,7 @@ Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
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 Who's on first?
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-Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
+"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
 		-- George Ade
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 Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.