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* New upstream release.
- Fix backgammon scoring bug related to peices on the bar and gammons.
Closes: #185101
- Fix backgammon tutorial text. Closes: #212478
- Advertising clause is gone from most, but not all licenses.
- Apparently better fix for boggle man page.
- Incorporates nearly all changes in Debian diff.
git-svn-id: file:///srv/svn/joey/trunk/src/packages/bsdgames@9782 a4a2c43b-8ac3-0310-8836-e0e880c912e2
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A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
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A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAIQUIRI!!
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A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
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Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
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Adopt my lifestyle or I'll have to press charges.
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All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
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Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
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Are we having fun yet?
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Are we live or on tape?
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Are we on STRIKE yet?
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CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
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DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
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Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
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Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
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TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
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Could I have a drug overdose?
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Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
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Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
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Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahyde pipeline running
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straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the
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dollar!
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Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
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gothic solarium!!
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Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.
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FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
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FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
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He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
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like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER! Or maybe he'd like to
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PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
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PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
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MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!! I guess I should call AL PACINO!
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HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
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HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
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to NANCY SINATRA!
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How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
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How many retired bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
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SHARPENERS right NOW??
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How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
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I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
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I believe in wash fulfillment.
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I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
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I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
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I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
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I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...
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I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV ...
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I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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I just accepted provolone into my life.
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I just forgot my Social Security number.
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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
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I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he
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I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
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reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
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I think I'm having a mid-week crisis.
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I think my career is ruined!
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I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
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... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
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I want a mega-meal in a mega-mall.
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I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
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I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
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I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!
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I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!
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I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n
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secure!!
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I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
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... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
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I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
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I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!
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I'm afraid! I need something in a heavy cream sauce.
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I'm also against BODY-SURFING!!
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I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
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If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
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Bonzo??
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If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
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In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
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Belt," for $10.99!!
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Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
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Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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Let's all show human CONCERN for REVEREND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
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MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
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MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
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MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
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Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
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shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a
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My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
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FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
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My boxer shorts just went on a rampage through a Long Island bowling alley.
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My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New
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York!!
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Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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Nobody brings small problems into a laundromat.
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Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ...
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Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World
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Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of
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Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of
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HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
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Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
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Reality distorts my sense of television.
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RELATIVES!!
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Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by
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Remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry!
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RHAPSODY in Glue!
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SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS
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TONY RANDALL! Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??
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Treasure your spin cycle.
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Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
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VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
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Virtual reality isn't what it used to be.
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
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TAX-DEFERRED!
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