* New upstream release.

- Fix backgammon scoring bug related to peices on the bar and gammons.
       Closes: #185101
     - Fix backgammon tutorial text. Closes: #212478
     - Advertising clause is gone from most, but not all licenses.
     - Apparently better fix for boggle man page.
     - Incorporates nearly all changes in Debian diff.

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A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAIQUIRI!!
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A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
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Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
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Adopt my lifestyle or I'll have to press charges.
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All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
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@@ -48,6 +50,8 @@ MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
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Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
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Are we having fun yet?
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Are we live or on tape?
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Are we on STRIKE yet?
@@ -111,7 +115,7 @@ LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!! JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!! MAKE me an OFFER!!!
CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
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Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
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Could I have a drug overdose?
@@ -133,7 +137,7 @@ DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
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Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
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Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahyde pipeline running
straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the
dollar!
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@@ -193,6 +197,8 @@ for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!
Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
gothic solarium!!
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Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.
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FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
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FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
@@ -227,7 +233,7 @@ He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
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He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER! Or maybe he'd like to
PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!! I guess I should call AL PACINO!
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HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
@@ -288,7 +294,7 @@ MOUSTACHE ... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY,
HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
to NANCY SINATRA!
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How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
How many retired bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
SHARPENERS right NOW??
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How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
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I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
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I believe in wash fulfillment.
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I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
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I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
@@ -351,7 +359,7 @@ I feel better about world problems now!
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I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
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I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...
I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV ...
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I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
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@@ -410,6 +418,10 @@ I invented skydiving in 1989!
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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I just accepted provolone into my life.
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I just forgot my Social Security number.
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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
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I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he
@@ -477,6 +489,8 @@ MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
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I think I'm having a mid-week crisis.
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I think my career is ruined!
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I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
@@ -484,11 +498,13 @@ RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
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... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
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I want a mega-meal in a mega-mall.
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I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
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I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
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I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!
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I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n
secure!!
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I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
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... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
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I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
@@ -554,6 +568,8 @@ SONTAG!!
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I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!
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I'm afraid! I need something in a heavy cream sauce.
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I'm also against BODY-SURFING!!
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I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
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If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
Bonzo??
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If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
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In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
Belt," for $10.99!!
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Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
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Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
Let's all show human CONCERN for REVEREND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
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MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
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MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
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Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a
@@ -822,6 +840,8 @@ My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
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My boxer shorts just went on a rampage through a Long Island bowling alley.
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My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New
York!!
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Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
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Nobody brings small problems into a laundromat.
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Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ...
in PAIN!!!
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Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World
War II!
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Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of
Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of
HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...
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Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
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Reality distorts my sense of television.
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RELATIVES!!
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Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by
prescription!!
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Remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry, remote keyless entry!
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RHAPSODY in Glue!
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SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS
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TONY RANDALL! Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??
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Treasure your spin cycle.
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Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
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VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
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Virtual reality isn't what it used to be.
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
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